Q. How should one react if S(H)E does not get
the 14th August National Award.
Call 134 and complain 2. Send
protesting Emails with virus to the concerned Section officer. Also
send it to local MMA & MNA( don't miss 90). 3.Go on Coffee
strike in front of press club 4. Switch the channel when the
Award ceremony is being shown on PTV, to say National Geographic
channel. 5.Hire a lawyer and try to take a stay order and ask
the lawyer not to go on hearing dates.
Q. What techniques one should opt for so that
S(H)E can get the award next year?.
Send Mango Boxes (Sindhri special or
Choosa type) to concerned dealing official (Section officer or PA to
Additional Secretary) at their home addresses. Call them to see their
reaction. Promise them to send them again after your nomination is
confirmed. Send your photograph through Internet. If you have grown
beard (religious style) send back dated photos. Bearded men have less
chances, as it displeases the local FBI chapter.3. Try to get
nomination for Comparing as all the good comparers have been awarded
atleast thrice, and there is no queue. Also try Metallurgy in this
field also they don't care what you have done.
Q. If a new award called Sitar-e-Batamizi is to
be given, which organizations will you like to nominate ?
1. Income tax office (Say Salary circle) for
never sending you tax refund. 2. KESC for complaints handling.&
Surcharging and Additional surcharging in their inflated bills. 3.KMC
for designing and maintaining Motrway in Nusrat Bhutto colony and
Orangi to Mangopir which is like driving on moon surface 365 days in a
year.4. Sindh Revenue department, where no property transfer
can take place without greasing the palms
Help line go for all of the above.
Which area in Karachi is
outside NAZIM's CONTROL
A. Lines Area.2. Bahaduryar jung Academy
lane, Bahadurabad 3. Lyari 4. Baitul Hamza
Help Line: Go for 2.. As the lane never had
a sweeper for last 2 years.
A Swiss joint called Societe generale de blackouts
is seeking nominations for top slot of most inefficient power plants
in the third world.
Which power plant would
A. KESC 2. Le Somalia Electric 3.
Al Saddam powerless 4. Chicken Chow mein Power, North Korea.
Help line. Go for KESC with its 40 percent line
losses and Kunda culture , there is no match. Don't go for Saddam Also
avoid North Korea as FBI will get after you. Or if you want to play
safe just skip this question.
In the non sporting world
whom do you like the best.
1.Boxer Mike Tyson for biting his opponent ear
(and later chewing it) 2. Shane Warne for passing the dope test
3. World wide wrestling champion called Cheat 2 Win, America"
for always cheating 4. Pakistani cricket team for losing the
match against Bangladesh in the world cup.
Q. Name the Most Powerful Businessman
A. According to
latest survey the most powerful business person is Bill Gates. The
chief Microsoft architect, the worlds richest man estimated net worth
more than 30 billion dollars. He controls computers and has changed
the economics of information technology by creating software and
hardware., only 47 years of age he has lot ahead.
LEE SCOTT OF WALMART.
CEO of America's biggest company with 247
billion dollars in sales and nearly 1.4 million employees.
CITIGROUP'S SANDY WEILL
who says Citi never sleeps (except in
Pakistan). One trillion dollars in assets. Sandy has managed biggest
mergers in history, making Citigroup the world's largest financial
IBM'S SAM PALMISANO
has promised to revolutionize the IT world
with "on-demand" technology the company's worth presently is 81
5. SONY/ JAPAN
NOBUYUKI IDEI san (San is Japanese equivalent of
Mr.) speaks English and French, favors Italian shoes and German cars,
and serves on the boards of General Motors and Nestle.. Idei has
gradually risen in ranks of the $61 billion company that makes gadgets
the world loves to play with. His next task: to take Sony's
traditional strengths in innovation and technology, mix them with its
newer interests in movies, games, and multimedia, and bring them to a
higher level-the Holy Grail of digital convergence.
6. TOYOTA MOTOR
JAPAN'S SHOICHIRO Toyoda, 78, is still the ultimate
authority. While Toyota Motor ranks third in unit sales and fourth in
revenues, in many ways it is the world's leading carmaker. The company
consistently dominates quality surveys, its market of $94 billion
leaves second-place General Motors in the dust, and it earned more
money last year ($7.8billion) than any other automaker. Toyota also is
a leading player in alternative-fuel vehicles
7. AZIM PREMJI WIPRO
Premji inherited Wipro as a 21-year-old Indian
student at Stanford in 1966, the company's chief product was edible
oils, Now it's bytes of a different kind. Premji moved Wipro into
computer hardware in the '70s, into software in the '80s, and into
services in the '90s. The timing was perfect: Wipro is the largest
publicly traded company in the most dynamic sector of India's economy.
And the company's success has made Premji India's richest man, with a
net worth of about $6 billion. The soft spoken Wipro chairman is also
respected for refusing to give or take bribes — a powerful example in
a country where corruption is common. Pakistani Businessman can try
8. ALWALEED BIN TALAL
AL-SAUD KINGDOM HOLDING/ SAUDI ARABIA
A nephew of Saudi Arabia's King Fahd, the 46-year-old Prince built
up his inheritance to an estimated fortune of $17.7 billion through
shrewd investments. Beginning with a $590 million capital injection in
1991, he has become perhaps the single largest investor in the world's
most profitable company, Citigroup. His chairman ship of Kingdom
Holding may make him the single biggest foreign investor in the U.S.,
as well as the largest investor outside the U.S. Among his interests:
stakes in a number of landmark hotels and hotel groups, Apple
Computer, News Corp., Teledesic, and Riyadh's Kingdom City.